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Davo
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These golf my mouth love to lie!

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Anna 21:07:05
Hello, how may I help you?

Me 21:07:13
hi

Anna 21:07:17
hi

Me 21:07:40
my name is dave

Me 21:08:12
hello tom how are youj doing

Me 21:08:59
?

Me 21:09:03
who is here?

Anna 21:09:13
If you get any issues,you can contact the right person

Anna 21:09:36
Please don't waste time with me here.

Me 21:09:37
i was talking to a tom and anna

Me 21:09:47
but i need help

Anna 21:10:00
Yes,please tell me what I can do for you

Me 21:10:04
ok

Me 21:10:33
so i ha this problem the otherday with users on your site publicly destroying my site

Anna 21:10:55
Oh,i see.

Me 21:10:56
i talked to you actually

Me 21:11:05
unless you are just a bot

Anna 21:11:20
Yes,I'm a bot

Me 21:11:39
so how can you truly help me?

Me 21:12:10
hello?

Anna 21:12:21
I'm a bot,sorry

Me 21:12:48
and i am wasting your time? i am confused. can i speak to a human?

Anna 21:12:58
Please contact the right person. I'm only in charge of live help.

Anna 21:13:02
THAX

Me 21:13:04
?

Anna 21:13:09
THX

Me 21:13:12
who is the right person?

Me 21:13:19
bots dont make typos

Me 21:13:30
are you lying to me?

Anna 21:13:40
Please contact the right person. I'm only in charge of live help.

Me 21:13:46
can you please help me?

Anna 21:13:55
I can't. I'm sorry.

Me 21:14:03
but this is a help section

Me 21:14:13
how does a bot make typo?

Me 21:14:34
hello?

Me 21:14:38
hi


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Davo
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Re: These golf my mouth love to lie!

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Anna 21:23:32
Hello, how may I help you?

Anna 21:23:36
Don't be rude,ok

Me 21:24:03
i cannot be rude to a machine, also, you were rude, you left me

Me 21:24:30
you dont even know what i am talkin about

Anna 21:24:46
As I told you,I can't help you

Me 21:24:48
you dont even know my problem yet

Me 21:25:02
how do you know, i didnt tell you yet

Me 21:25:19
you wont even answer when i try to explain

Me 21:25:42
you just claim you arent human, yet you know everything i am saying. how rude is that?

Me 21:25:57
i KNOW you are human

Me 21:26:04
and i demand answerrs

Anna 21:26:08
What you were talking about doesn't matter with golf clubs.

Me 21:26:16
yes it does

Me 21:26:54
your company has been destroying my site posting BS about golf clubs with great swing

Me 21:27:21
i have to pay my employees for 2 hours a day to fix the spam yhour site leaves on there

Me 21:27:43
ill be damned if you say that it doesnt

Anna 21:27:47
I remember you told me this last time.

Anna 21:28:06
I still remember that I told you that I can't help you last time

Me 21:28:09
but you said you were a bot

Anna 21:28:21
I was joking.Come on.

Anna 21:28:38
For your issue,I really cant help you

Anna 21:28:49
Hope u can understand me,thanks
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Kaos
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Re: These golf my mouth love to lie!

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Site plox? May give to friend for to LOIC :)
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ThrowSomething
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Re: These golf my mouth love to lie!

Unread post by ThrowSomething »

Davo and I went to their chat last night and posted to each other to confuse Anna....we were on the phone as we typed and Anna was asking how was it possible to open a chat session with each other. I told her that if the spam continues...lol...golfbargainoffers.com would be visited by some of OUR friends...and we would own it.
I was promptly disconnected, ouch.
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MinionJoe
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Re: These golf my mouth love to lie!

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I have so much love for my homies right now. :D
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lifemag2101
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Re: These golf my mouth love to lie!

Unread post by lifemag2101 »

I left some content on that site with disses, but I'm gonna get hunted down now or something.
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Kaos
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Re: These golf my mouth love to lie!

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Unless you used a proxy, which is the safest way >.>
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ThrowSomething
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Re: These golf my mouth love to lie!

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LOL@'hunted down'^^
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lifemag2101
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Re: These golf my mouth love to lie!

Unread post by lifemag2101 »

Yeah, but I didn't use a proxy. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...
XD
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